Want to compete with High School Musical, but I need a big idea, please tell me if this appeals to you???

I am downright angry with High School musical and all of the other Disney Channel junk that our children are exposed to every single day. Heck, if my boy were ever to watch that, its off to military school for him - same thing for my two daughters, who get crewcuts every couple of weeks, and boy do them girls cry when the neighbors see them in the chair on my porch. Well this is my big idea...Military School Musical. Doesn't that just sound great. Instead of a bunch of pantywaist spoiled kids with rich parents singing about high school relationships, my idea is to have some 20 young men and women in full uniform and nice tight crewcut (yes even the girls) sing to the tune of a military band. The group will be tall, strong, and high school age, singing loudly and proudly for the good ole' USA, standing in tight formation clutching their rifles. There is no dance, but instead military marching and rifle twirling. I plan to turn this into a movie to teach today's brats a lesson.